The Complexity of Pesons

The Complexity of Persons

Oh yes, you;
All that is you,
How delightful it is to meet you;
I see, you grew up high-church Episcopalian,
Middle-Upper class, white suburbian,
Elderly parents, public schooling,
Yes, Yes, Yes,
Here is your box;
Nice and simple,
Perfectly square,
Delicate wrapping,
And a bow on top;
Oh and here is your label!
(For every box must have a label)
Your label is “OBTUSE”;
How precious, so clear and defined,
You shall be categorized perfectly
Between “DULL” and “INDISTINCT”,
Within the case of “BLANDNESS”,
In the row of “LACKNESS”;
Yes, you fit wonderfully
Into your delightfully uncomplicated box.